COWBOY HEALTH TIP

[RIO DEL RIO]

This came in my junk mail this morning:
A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110.

He left 4 children, 20 grand children, 30 great-grandchildren, 10 great-great-grandchildren and a fifty-foot hole where the crematorium used to be!!! 

RIO

[Howdy Doody]

 

[litl rooster]

 

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[Nashville Frank]

I guess he did`nt smoke much

[Danny Bear Claw]

That's an oldie but goody, and the proper response to it was...  "What else would you expect from a man of his caliber"?