Does anyone have a strait-jacket we could borrow.

Delmonico · September 13, 2006, 06:38:51 PM

I think litl rooster has lost it, the BBQed eggplant has affected his brain.

Trinity · September 13, 2006, 06:47:07 PM

I'm using mine right now. Doctor said I can't loan it away, sorry.

Frenchie · September 13, 2006, 10:15:53 PM

I got my old one around here somewhere, but you'll have to replace the straps because I had to chew through them to get out of the thing...

Goatlips · September 13, 2006, 11:46:17 PM

MMPFF! MMMMPPPPFFFFFF! MmmmmNNNNNffffffpf! hmmMMmmmmpfff...

Goatlips

Forty Rod · September 13, 2006, 11:49:56 PM

A classic ivy league style smoking jacket, made from the finest canvas and leather, and with functional wrap-around sleeves and nickle-plated buckles up the back.

Silver Creek Slim · September 14, 2006, 10:00:05 AM

I betcha can order one from Sears.

Slim

Delmonico · September 14, 2006, 10:02:45 AM

Since Sears and K-Mart have combined would it say JC Higgins on it or Martha Stewart.

Silver Creek Slim · September 14, 2006, 10:12:37 AM

Mary Stewart.

Slim

Delmonico · September 14, 2006, 07:13:50 PM

Montana must have got a strait-jacket on litl rooster, he ain't signed on since the egg plant fiasco.

Ozark Tracker · September 14, 2006, 07:23:42 PM

I reckon he resting after all the walking around, talking bout eggplants

Lucky Irish Tom · September 15, 2006, 05:22:29 AM

Quote from: Delmonico on September 14, 2006, 10:02:45 AM
Since Sears and K-Mart have combined would it say JC Higgins on it or Martha Stewart.

It would be in the newly combined Martha Higgins line!

litl rooster · September 15, 2006, 04:34:09 PM

Make sure the makers tag is not visiable I wouldn't want the fashion police to get me.

Ozark Tracker · September 15, 2006, 04:47:19 PM

theyre out there lurking

Trinity · September 17, 2006, 08:24:39 PM

Trinity quickly counts the threads on his shirt to make sure that he complies. Then, deciding he doesn't, he removes all clothes and stands naked as the fashion police near. There's nothing visible that's not period correct.

Ozark Tracker · September 17, 2006, 08:27:34 PM

I'll tell ya what, ya beat em at their own game that time.

Delmonico · September 17, 2006, 08:29:18 PM

The Fashion Nazi's put down a note that says Trinity is Jewish.

(Don't make me 'splain that one.)

Trinity · September 17, 2006, 09:13:29 PM

Hey, I was born in 1973. Everybody was getting it done then.

Ozark Tracker · September 17, 2006, 09:21:52 PM

snip - snip, nip and tuck.

Trinity · September 17, 2006, 10:03:20 PM

I'm just glad it was done then!

Some people think it's wrong and inhumane to submit a baby to that. Let me tell you now: I don't remember a single thing. It was probably more cruel to make me leave my warm spot and enter the cold world!

Lucky Irish Tom · September 18, 2006, 04:33:00 AM

That's one a them proceedures where ya don't wanna hear the Doc go Ooops!